Hexed against Sage
Could my life be any more ironic?
I think it's safe to say that if there is some form of a higher power out there, he has a grudge against me.
The one bloke, the only bloke, I would have really liked to be asked to the dance by- who I thought my brother would genuinely approve of- is going with my brother. This sort of thing doesn't happen to people.
And I, of course, had to open my big, fat mouth and blab that I had wanted to go with someone, so now I have to come up with something to tell him because I'm incapable of letting him be upset with me.